WTF moment with wife

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WTF moment with wife

Post by vito » May 15th, 2012 6:32 pm

Cliff notes:

Walking through a farming area monday evening

me: wife stop walking there is a habu (snake)
wife: huh (left foot now 2 feet away)
me: wife stop walking there is a habu (snake)
wife: what (right foot is 6" from the snake)
me: wife walk faster habu (snake)
snake: WTF was that! (wife's left foot is now 2" over the top of it & it is coiled)
wife: where
me: there
wife: wow, first time I seen one. What would you do if I got bitten?
me: bring you to the hospital for warrenty work. there are still some bugs in the OS. :ROFL:

Habus are pit vipers, more closely related to the adder than to any species of North American snake. They are not typically aggressive but will bite if provoked. They are not as deadly as cobras or mambas, but are more much more dangerous than most North American venomous snakes.