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by vito
May 2nd, 2020 8:14 am
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Jokes
Replies: 519
Views: 97271

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A neutron walks into a bar.

"How much for a beer?" the neutron asks.

"For you?" says the bartender. "No charge."
by vito
May 1st, 2020 2:13 am
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Topic: Jokes
Replies: 519
Views: 97271

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Exactly, when do you ever have the chance to help others by sitting on your couch and drinking beer all day?
by vito
Apr 29th, 2020 1:42 am
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Topic: Jokes
Replies: 519
Views: 97271

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What is the difference between a bad hair cut and a good one?

two weeks.

Just had my first stay at home hair cut :willy:
by vito
Apr 28th, 2020 3:02 am
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Topic: Jokes
Replies: 519
Views: 97271

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In the Store with my wife I saw a box of beer on offer for half price so I said can I have them? she said no, budget is tight, I said well you just bought lots of makeup, she replied, that is to make me look beautiful.

I replied...That is what the beer was for. :skep:
by vito
Apr 27th, 2020 12:36 am
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Topic: Jokes
Replies: 519
Views: 97271

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Don’t worry, the Corona Virus won’t last long… It was made in China. :leaving:
by vito
Apr 26th, 2020 4:57 pm
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Topic: Jokes
Replies: 519
Views: 97271

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New viruses Coming to a hard drive near you, the worst computer viruses yet: AT&T Virus: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you're getting. MCI Virus: Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T virus. Paul Revere Virus: Warns of impending hard disk a...
by vito
Apr 26th, 2020 5:46 am
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Topic: Jokes
Replies: 519
Views: 97271

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The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on stage in front of a huge crowd. The Pope leaned towards Mrs. Pelosi and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep ...
by vito
Apr 25th, 2020 3:28 pm
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Topic: Jokes
Replies: 519
Views: 97271

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A Washington reporter was awakened by her husband in the middle of the night. "I think there's a thief in the house," he said.

"No doubt," she said sleepily. "And there are a handful in the Senate, too."
by vito
Apr 25th, 2020 3:26 pm
Forum: C3 General
Topic: '65 Coupe Resto-Mod and '68 Full Custom Restoration
Replies: 1016
Views: 213136

Re: '65 Coupe Resto-Mod and '68 Full Custom Restoration

:cheers:

Reminds me of a Phil Collins song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egJR3K6UIJY

Can't wait to see it at your home. :thumbs:
by vito
Apr 24th, 2020 2:24 am
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Jokes
Replies: 519
Views: 97271

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A thief stuck a pistol in a man’s ribs and said, “Give me your money.” The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said: “You cannot do this, I’m a United States congressman!” The thief said, “In that case, give me my money!”