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by vito
Oct 19th, 2020 7:08 pm
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How does a blonde brain cell die?

Alone.


Why do blondes like lightning?

They think someone is taking their picture.


How do you keep at blonde at home?

You build a circular driveway.
by vito
Oct 13th, 2020 1:35 am
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging a...
by vito
Oct 11th, 2020 1:47 am
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Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off...
by vito
Oct 11th, 2020 1:45 am
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I'm a wine enthusiast.

The more wine I drink, the more enthusiastic I get.
by vito
Oct 7th, 2020 4:02 am
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A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while "the lights would turn off." Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room ...
by vito
Oct 4th, 2020 7:41 pm
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The wife comes home and has $5000 in cash. When her husband asks, “Where did that come from?” She replies, “I won it in a lottery!” To which he replies, “That’s great! Let’s go celebrate.” The next day she comes home with a full-length mink coat. Again the husband asks, “Where did that come from?” S...
by vito
Oct 3rd, 2020 2:33 am
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The blonde's computer password had to be eight characters long and include at least one capital….

So she made it "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyAlbany."



Two blondes were driving to Disneyland. The sign said, "Disneyland Left."

So they started crying and went home.
by vito
Sep 29th, 2020 4:35 am
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The Worst of Joe Biden in Forty Quotes :D 1) “If you have a problem figuring out whether you’re for me or Trump, then you ain’t black.” — Joe Biden 2) “Unless we do something about this, my children are going to grow up in a jungle, the jungle being a racial jungle with tensions having built so high...
by vito
Sep 25th, 2020 9:06 pm
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This beer tastes like I’m not going to work tomorrow. :cheers:
by vito
Sep 24th, 2020 7:33 pm
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My 85-year-old grandfather was rushed to the hospital with a possible concussion. The doctor asked him a series of questions: “Do you know where you are?” “I’m at Rex Hospital.” “What city are you in?” “Raleigh.” “Do you know who I am?” “Dr. Hamilton.” My grandfather then turned to the nurse and sai...